Hi, I just started this blog so I'll give abit of an intro.
I'm Julian.I started this blog cause someone wanted me to(I'm not going to say names..you asses know who you are.)
I travel quite abit so this blog is mostly to share the funnies and stupids of my trips.My spelling and grammar isn't perfect so please feel free to correct me in your comments(don't embarrass yourself by correcting me wrongly).
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Bukit Kutu
BUKIT KUTU
Nov 17 2007 (early around 5~6AM)
Group of friends stay over at my place cause we were going to climb Bukit Kutu with my parents and their friends. My morning started with waking my friends up(cause none of them can wake up at 6 by them selfs).And my Mom telling me to do this and that, getting angry at me for being to slow.We all drowsily got to the cars with me running back cause I forgot my shoes.
(Time unknown didn't check)
After picking up my parents' friend, it was a 2 hr drive to a restaurent in SOME uluh part of malaysia for breakfast.
( I don't know the name of the place) .
The place wasn't clean and there were stray dogs walking about and their toilet can make a rat puke( okay it wasn't that bad).The food was pretty good, we had Wan Tan Mee.The Adults ( My parents and their friends) sat at one table, while my friends and I sat at another.
THE GUYS(we are male..enough)I tell u who is who. I'm the one in white,the one in baby blue is Vern,the one with the wolf shirt is Bryan, to Bryan's right is Zane,and the one one my left is Terrence.
The jokes on this table were mostly about how the workers cleaned their stuff and how they might have used stray dogs in their food and also Zane's 3rd thumb.
After Breakfast we doggy bagged chicken rice for lunch at a store nearby.Then we set off for Bukit Kutu.In the car we told jokes on some Youtube vids we watched, Like Jeff Dunham Achmen the Dead Terrorist and Vern told us this Joke goes something like this....
A women goes into confession.She tells the priest..
Women: Dear father I have sinned
Priest: What have u done my dear
Women: I killed my boyfriend
Priest: Why?!
Women:HE touched my boobs!(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women: Yes father
Priest: but that's not a good reason
Women:HE touch my butt!(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women:Yes father!
Priest:Thats not a good reason
Women:HE raped me(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women:YES FATHER!
Priest: But thats still not a good reason
Women:He had aids
Priest:That BASTARD!
We reached Bukit Kutu around 8( I think ).We put on our shoes made jokes about Zane's white shoes turning brown after the hike(you'd be surprised how cleaned they still were though).
It began(as always) with a flat walk through the jungle, Along the way we say a large Trackor which blocked the way of a group of people who wanted to get up by car.We also say a black dog who quickly disappeard into the jungle. We crossed a bridge which at the side of it u could see a rapidly flowing river. Futher along the way we had to cross another bridge which was crowded with your local monkeys(Malays..only joking). Further along the trail we came our first river to cross which wasn't as rapid as the first one I saw.
I crossed first, when i reached the other side I heard a slightly girly scream...Apparently Zane got his first leech, which I had to get rid off for him.Everone got to the other side having a joke at Zane.The trail was still abit flat then, but it gradually got steeper. The trail was muddy and was quite heavily coverd by trees.Being bugged by leeches and torny plants.For about an hour and a half there was no one but us but we say a few people who had given up and started on their way down.But along the way there was this man who was so dam slow our whole group had to wait for him to walk further, but in 
the end we just decided to overtake him.We got to a point where there was large bolders the size of buildings! We took a long break there(only thing that made us want to go was the mosquitos).The surface of the rocks were rough unlike most mountain rocks which were slippery and smooth.At the place we were sitting( look at the picture<<) the bolder had form in such a way that there was a roof above us which would have provided perfect shelter. - to be continued-
Nov 17 2007 (early around 5~6AM)
Group of friends stay over at my place cause we were going to climb Bukit Kutu with my parents and their friends. My morning started with waking my friends up(cause none of them can wake up at 6 by them selfs).And my Mom telling me to do this and that, getting angry at me for being to slow.We all drowsily got to the cars with me running back cause I forgot my shoes.
(Time unknown didn't check)
After picking up my parents' friend, it was a 2 hr drive to a restaurent in SOME uluh part of malaysia for breakfast.
( I don't know the name of the place) .The place wasn't clean and there were stray dogs walking about and their toilet can make a rat puke( okay it wasn't that bad).The food was pretty good, we had Wan Tan Mee.The Adults ( My parents and their friends) sat at one table, while my friends and I sat at another.
THE GUYS(we are male..enough)I tell u who is who. I'm the one in white,the one in baby blue is Vern,the one with the wolf shirt is Bryan, to Bryan's right is Zane,and the one one my left is Terrence.
The jokes on this table were mostly about how the workers cleaned their stuff and how they might have used stray dogs in their food and also Zane's 3rd thumb.
After Breakfast we doggy bagged chicken rice for lunch at a store nearby.Then we set off for Bukit Kutu.In the car we told jokes on some Youtube vids we watched, Like Jeff Dunham Achmen the Dead Terrorist and Vern told us this Joke goes something like this....
A women goes into confession.She tells the priest..
Women: Dear father I have sinned
Priest: What have u done my dear
Women: I killed my boyfriend
Priest: Why?!
Women:HE touched my boobs!(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women: Yes father
Priest: but that's not a good reason
Women:HE touch my butt!(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women:Yes father!
Priest:Thats not a good reason
Women:HE raped me(that bastard)
Priest:Like this?
Women:YES FATHER!
Priest: But thats still not a good reason
Women:He had aids
Priest:That BASTARD!
We reached Bukit Kutu around 8( I think ).We put on our shoes made jokes about Zane's white shoes turning brown after the hike(you'd be surprised how cleaned they still were though).
It began(as always) with a flat walk through the jungle, Along the way we say a large Trackor which blocked the way of a group of people who wanted to get up by car.We also say a black dog who quickly disappeard into the jungle. We crossed a bridge which at the side of it u could see a rapidly flowing river. Futher along the way we had to cross another bridge which was crowded with your local monkeys(Malays..only joking). Further along the trail we came our first river to cross which wasn't as rapid as the first one I saw.
I crossed first, when i reached the other side I heard a slightly girly scream...Apparently Zane got his first leech, which I had to get rid off for him.Everone got to the other side having a joke at Zane.The trail was still abit flat then, but it gradually got steeper. The trail was muddy and was quite heavily coverd by trees.Being bugged by leeches and torny plants.For about an hour and a half there was no one but us but we say a few people who had given up and started on their way down.But along the way there was this man who was so dam slow our whole group had to wait for him to walk further, but in 
the end we just decided to overtake him.We got to a point where there was large bolders the size of buildings! We took a long break there(only thing that made us want to go was the mosquitos).The surface of the rocks were rough unlike most mountain rocks which were slippery and smooth.At the place we were sitting( look at the picture<<) the bolder had form in such a way that there was a roof above us which would have provided perfect shelter. - to be continued-
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